Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash”
I’ll just leave this here…
Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Your luggage is outside
"I hope you will go out and let stories happen to you."
Michael phelps’ parents when he was young